Mental Agility

"Agile" isn't necessarily the same thing as "agile"

Why Agile Didn’t Work


Agile: you’re doing it wrong

If you are a Certified Scrum Master, you are doing it wrong.

Programming Motherfucker

We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of…Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we’re autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do… Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of…Programming, Motherfucker.

Agile is a cancer that we have to eliminate from the industry – Meijer

Erik Meijer hating on Agile: “we talk too much about code, we don’t write enough code.”

The article claims a former priest from the Church of ThoughtWorks has “debunked” this. Can a religion ever be said to have debunked a skeptic?

The End of Agile

More inevitable end-of-fad predictions. This is a great example of why Agiile failed.